Pirate's Paradox, Black Unisex T-shirt. Three can keep a secret if two of them are dead. Banjamin Franklin quote.
$21.00
The image is a dark, stylized line art depiction of a pirate scene. It shows a central figure of a pirate standing over the bodies of two others who appear to be dead, with the pirate holding two smoking pistols, one in each hand. The image is set against a dark background, making the white lines of the drawing stand out sharply.
At the top of the image, the text reads, "THREE CAN KEEP A SECRET" in a bold, stylized font that has a slightly gothic or pirate-like feel to it. At the bottom of the image, the text continues, "IF TWO OF THEM ARE DEAD" with the attribution to "BENJAMIN FRANKLIN" below it. The font and layout give the image a dramatic and ominous atmosphere, fitting for the theme of secrecy and betrayal among pirates.
This t-shirt will appeal to fans of dark, edgy designs, as well as those who appreciate pirate lore and historical quotes with a sinister twist. It's perfect for individuals who enjoy a blend of historical references and dramatic, gothic-style art.
Ideal for pirate enthusiasts, fans of vintage or gothic aesthetics, and anyone who enjoys wearing bold and mysterious fashion, this t-shirt is a striking addition to any wardrobe. Whether you're attending a themed event, a Halloween party, or simply want to express your love for pirate culture and dark humor, this shirt captures the ominous atmosphere of secrecy and betrayal with a powerful visual and a famous quote attributed to Benjamin Franklin.
This heavy cotton tee has the classic cotton look and feel. Casual elegance will make it an instant favorite in everyone's wardrobe.
.: Classic fit
.: 100% Cotton
.: Light fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size
To find your size. lay out a t-shirt, that you know fits, flat onto a table top to measure.
Small
Width=18.00"
Length=28.51"
Sleeve Length=7.25"
Medium
Width=20.00"
Length=29.49"
Sleeve Length=7.76"
Large
Width=21.97"
Length=30.52"
Sleeve Length=8.23"
X-Large
Width=23.98"
Length=31.50"
Sleeve Length=8.75"
2X-Large
Width=25.99"
Length=32.52"
Sleeve Length=9.26"
3X-Large
Width=28.00"
Length=33.51"
Sleeve Length=9.77"
4X-Large
Width=30.04"
Length=34.49"
Sleeve Length=10.24"
5X-Large
Width=31.97"
Length=35.52"
Sleeve Length=10.75"
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